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Yobz II Men
Christmas, eh? What’s it all about? A time of togetherness, family, the giving and exchanging of Yuletide gifts; a time to be thankful for what we have; a time to gather our loved ones close to us and...
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Dance To The Beat Of The Living Dead
There’s nothing in my dreams Just some ugly memories Kiss me like the ocean breeze (Gimme Danger) I was only just 17 when I got napalmed for the first time. In the cheap LP rack at Boots in...
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Nostalgia For An Age Yet To Come
So to begin at the beginning: It is an Autumn, moonless night in Manchester, starless and bible-black, the cobbled streets silent and the hunched, courters’-and- tramps’ railway arches limping...
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I Need A Drink, I Can’t Think, I Like The Kinks
Oooh, I like a hostile LP and LP’s don’t get a lot more hostile than Pere Ubu The Modern Dance; absolutely user unfriendly, no-fucks given, ‘let’s see you listen right through to the end of this one,...
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Punktuation
It’s Saturday night, time to take everything down a notch, dim the lights, slip into something less restrictive around the midsection and get all lovey-dovey-dovey. From Edinburgh with love: The...
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Ripsaw Rock
‘I’m Not A Sicko, There’s A Plate In My Head’ Very sadly, I don’t have a plate in my head and so I just have to fess up to being a sicko. Damn, outed myself again, mind you actually owning a copy of...
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I Thought The Law
The law don't mean shit if you've got the right friends That's how this country's run Twinkies are the best friend I've ever had I fought the law and I won I fought the law and I won I fucking love...
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It’s Dee Dee’s Fault I Am This Way (Slight Return)
Ladies and gentlemen let me present at no additional expense to yourselves, included in your basic 1537 membership package, with no obligation to purchase* a mini bonus review. Ramones Sundragon...
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Oeuf!
There is a school of thought that posits that the egg is the most beautiful shape found in nature. Over aeons reptiles and birds have evolved* their eggs for maximum efficiency and practicality,...
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Lost And Found
‘The first gig we did in London was at Dingwalls and it was magnificent … It was so packed, I thought … Oh boy, we’re gonna be the next Beatles. Of course, the last Beatles weren’t wildly...
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